星期五, 二月 25, 2005

撒谎

从小到大,撒谎是若干几件不用别人教我我就会的事情之一,对此我倒没有感觉无师自通的自豪,只有深深的不安。从来看到的有关星座方面的书都会说,金牛座的人说谎是很容易看出来的、还没开始说谎就脸红脖子粗云云,我算是克服了金牛在这方面的弱项,就算青出于蓝而胜于蓝了。

英语里有一种lie听上去就很美好:white lies,哇,白色的,听上去很纯很美。后来又有个电影,"The True Lies",我在这部戏里算是见识到施瓦星格笑起来到底啥模样的了,也明白了说谎不一定都是恶意,说谎也不像想像中那么可憎可恶。

小的时候撒的谎现在想起来都可笑,比如没写作业、花钱买水贴之类的。自从上了大学,我的谎越撒越勤快,小到比如,呃,那天一个网友让我给她的照片在某个网站上评分,我说“我这里打不开那个网页”,其实当时我正refactor着手下的一个程序,大抵像我这么臭屁的人忙活时被人打断心里都是很不舒服的,于是一句谎话过去,至少我清静了一会儿,不过后来还是去给人家评分,一是忙完了,二是人家是我学会上网之后第一个网友。
大一点儿的谎话大概都和学习有关。妈妈总是说我上了大学没让他们老两口子省心反而更费心了,这当然不是说我的个人问题迟迟得不到解决或是不会和周围的同学和平共处,而实在是因为我的那点儿成绩让他们天天如履薄冰。我知道自己不孝极了,让他们整天为我这点儿破事儿操心劳神的,可一坐在计算机前面确实就管不住自己了,宁可整理一下午email也决不主动看哪怕一页书。我坚信自己是为计算机而生的,初一时第一眼看到那台老旧的灰白单显的486我就想这辈子都要搞计算机,高三时对生物比较在行,还差点儿就去学生物了,结果如愿以偿地进了喜欢的计算机系,后来才逐步发现这个错误犯得过头了…呃,跑题跑得也过头了…大一第一学期就挂了两门,加一起10个学分,重修费也得500块钱呢,然后下学期又是一门,我不敢面对爸妈充满希望的眼神,就告诉他们说全都pass了,然后自己勒紧裤腰带去交重修费。
再后来,呃,我也知道自己不上课在学校是终究会有混不下去的一天的——试读了…我也想瞒着父母,可这次不行,这可不是小事儿,按人家的说法,“学校得对你们负责”,“哪天突然退学了家里怎么接受”。我现在都还记得妈得知这个消息时伤心成什么样子……
试读再有不及格可就得退学了。呵呵,既然我还坐在这儿有一搭没一搭地更新我这自娱自乐的blog,就说明我撑过了那一年恶心的日子。可毕竟是试读,不敢乱选课乱考试,所以修的学分比学校安排的都要少一些,越积越多,过了那一年,虽然努力了几个学期,但仍旧落下一些,这些积压到今天的一分一分又一分,让我只好看着同学们高高兴兴地走出这个该死的学校,而自己只能强忍着恶心再上一年……
即便如此,我还是跟父母瞒下了9个学分,这样他们或许过得会更好一些,哈哈,我姑且这么认为吧……

撒谎也不都是那么管用的,尤其现在通讯技术这么发达,一个电话打回家,后果不堪设想……
其实我倒不怕谎话穿帮,本来我也没想过要瞒天过海一辈子,就像当初高考过后录取通知书发完,我把自己从高一到高三做过的那些爸妈不敢想像的事情都跟他们一五一十的像讲故事一样说了个遍,以表明自己心里有数知道锅是铁打的什么是最重要的等等。我始终觉得,说谎不一定就是可耻的,可耻的是不知道自己为什么要说谎。
我说谎过后最怕LP追查,她查我也很方便,只消要我发一个誓,而且发誓时肯定是要说“如果我说谎就让我和LP分手”,这比什么“天打五雷轰”要实际得多,也更让我有所顾忌,所以我的谎话就瞒不过去她。

我总怕自己说谎说成习惯,真的成了自己所不齿的不知道为什么要说谎的那类人,所以我决定真的该用心学习了,至少我现在说谎有99%是因为学习:S

还有,今天刚知道,学校重修费涨钱了,忍不住要骂那句非常有特色的MLGBZD,因为我自己瞒下的那9个学分现在马上就要升值了:(

星期四, 二月 24, 2005

[转载] 博客中国的本质

骂得好,早就感觉这个一直自吹自擂地网站有些过了。嘿嘿,备份在这里,趁最近还能看到:P

2005-2-23 15:53:12 (未注册网友) 61.182.161.*

博客中国的本质


一定得选最热门的话题
雇著名的骂人泼妇
全包装成资深评论家
每个泼妇都有资深的经历
简历最少也得四百个字
什么科技、新知、生活、教育,能想到的全部分类
网站里有专题,到处有广告,首页一堆flash
大红色,特喜庆的那种
网民一进来,甭管真的假的都得跟人家说
全球博客第一门户
一副恬不知耻的无赖嘴脸
倍儿满足

网站里搞一堆名人博客
网名就用他们的真实姓名
写这些博客的编辑就几十个
再建一个博客论坛,什么都有
就是一个字儿——乱
想找个帖子就得花几个小时
专题里不是捧臭脚就是下井石,你想踏踏实实谈点东西呀
根本找不到门口在哪里

你说这样的网站,得卖多少钱?
我觉得怎么着也得两千万美金吧
两千万美金?!
那是枪手们的工资!
四千万美金起!
你还别嫌贵,还不打折!
你得研究方兴东办网站的心理
靠骂微软捧红自己的主,网站根本就是勒索和献媚的工具
什么叫IT强盗你知道吗?
IT强盗就是给我钱我就捧你,不给钱我就灭你
所以,博客中国口号要改成
炒做自己,勒索别人!

星期二, 二月 22, 2005

开题:毕业

札记而已。

如果我能写一些很好的文章,记录我毕业前在校的点点滴滴,我会很高兴。里面也许会有很多值得回忆的事情:工作落实,和一起进校的同学们在一起吃散伙饭,帮外地的同学搬箱子赶火车,送别时不知道会不会掉下来的眼泪……
可很遗憾,没错,遗憾,就像那谁说的,人生就是由一个一个的遗憾组成的。
毕业,也许明年的这个时候我会继续憧憬着它,因为到时候就如一个朋友所说:“没事,出了校门就是咱们的天下了”……

谨以此开题,为我即将迟到的毕业做一个幸灾乐祸的墓志铭。

RSS 2.0 Specification

摘抄自 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss

Contents
What is RSS?
Sample files
About this document
Required channel elements
Optional channel elements
Elements of
Comments
Extending RSS
Roadmap
License and authorship What is RSS? RSS is a Web content syndication format.Its name is an acronym for Really Simple Syndication.RSS is a dialect of XML. All RSS files must conform to the XML 1.0 specification, as published on the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) website.A summary of RSS version history.At the top level, a RSS document is a element, with a mandatory attribute called version, that specifies the version of RSS that the document conforms to. If it conforms to this specification, the version attribute must be 2.0. Subordinate to the element is a single element, which contains information about the channel (metadata) and its contents. Sample files Here are sample files for: RSS 0.91, 0.92 and 2.0.Note that the sample files may point to documents and services that no longer exist. The 0.91 sample was created when the 0.91 docs were written. Maintaining a trail of samples seems like a good idea.About this document This document represents the status of RSS as of the Fall of 2002, version 2.0.1. It incorporates all changes and additions, starting with the basic spec for RSS 0.91 (June 2000) and includes new features introduced in RSS 0.92 (December 2000) and RSS 0.94 (August 2002). Change notes are here.First we document the required and optional sub-elements of ; and then document the sub-elements of . The final sections answer frequently asked questions, and provide a roadmap for future evolution, and guidelines for extending RSS.Required channel elements Here's a list of the required channel elements, each with a brief description, an example, and where available, a pointer to a more complete description.
Element
Description
Example
title
The name of the channel. It's how people refer to your service. If you have an HTML website that contains the same information as your RSS file, the title of your channel should be the same as the title of your website.
GoUpstate.com News Headlines
link
The URL to the HTML website corresponding to the channel.
http://www.goupstate.com/
description
Phrase or sentence describing the channel.
The latest news from GoUpstate.com, a Spartanburg Herald-Journal Web site.Optional channel elements Here's a list of optional channel elements.
Element
Description
Example
language
The language the channel is written in. This allows aggregators to group all Italian language sites, for example, on a single page. A list of allowable values for this element, as provided by Netscape, is here. You may also use values defined by the W3C.
en-us
copyright
Copyright notice for content in the channel.
Copyright 2002, Spartanburg Herald-Journal
managingEditor
Email address for person responsible for editorial content.
geo@herald.com (George Matesky)
webMaster
Email address for person responsible for technical issues relating to channel.
betty@herald.com (Betty Guernsey)
pubDate
The publication date for the content in the channel. For example, the New York Times publishes on a daily basis, the publication date flips once every 24 hours. That's when the pubDate of the channel changes. All date-times in RSS conform to the Date and Time Specification of RFC 822, with the exception that the year may be expressed with two characters or four characters (four preferred).
Sat, 07 Sep 2002 00:00:01 GMT
lastBuildDate
The last time the content of the channel changed.
Sat, 07 Sep 2002 09:42:31 GMT
category
Specify one or more categories that the channel belongs to. Follows the same rules as the -level category element. More info.
Newspapers
generator
A string indicating the program used to generate the channel.
MightyInHouse Content System v2.3
docs
A URL that points to the documentation for the format used in the RSS file. It's probably a pointer to this page. It's for people who might stumble across an RSS file on a Web server 25 years from now and wonder what it is.
http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss
cloud
Allows processes to register with a cloud to be notified of updates to the channel, implementing a lightweight publish-subscribe protocol for RSS feeds. More info here.
ttl
ttl stands for time to live. It's a number of minutes that indicates how long a channel can be cached before refreshing from the source. More info here.
60
image
Specifies a GIF, JPEG or PNG image that can be displayed with the channel. More info here.
rating
The PICS rating for the channel.
textInput
Specifies a text input box that can be displayed with the channel. More info here.
skipHours
A hint for aggregators telling them which hours they can skip. More info here.
skipDays
A hint for aggregators telling them which days they can skip. More info here.
sub-element of is an optional sub-element of , which contains three required and three optional sub-elements.is the URL of a GIF, JPEG or PNG image that represents the channel.

RSS 1.0 Specification

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星期六, 二月 12, 2005

年已经过了,开学还会远吗?……

又是凌晨2点了,最近过年爸妈也不管我熬夜了,真的让我过足了瘾。
别人都在睡觉,只有我是醒着的。呵呵,听起来好像很厉害一样:P
最近都在忙着跟计算机发展感情,每天早晨,呃,中午起来就打开它,一直到睡觉时。先是忙着实践ant和junit,后来开始参与jnn,参与着发现自己不太可能适应它的代码时就开始另起炉灶,做自己的rss客户端,但这何其难也,尤其对我这种GUI白痴来说,做一晚上的Swing在以前是无法想像的……
就要开学了,呵呵,妈妈的,这才放了一个月而已,有些同学3月初才开学了,不知道英明的校领导是不是怕我们在家呆的时间太久会说一些败坏他们名声的话,所以急着把我们拉回去……
恩,马上就要开学了,我是该期待能让我满足的网速,还是对这但愿是最后一个学期的生活感到恐惧?
我爱我自己